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Funny Photos (Creativity)

I collected some funny photos from internet, which are really very creative.
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Silly and naughty jokes

I found couple of naughty jokes on internet.. read and laugh ;-)

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A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
He replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone."

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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me ­ my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour."
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Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?"
Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!"